50+ Best 2020 New Years Captions for Instagram

Are you looking for the perfect caption to kick off your social media this New Year? Whether you’re searching for words of inspiration, a clever play-on-words, or any other cute Insta caption, we have you covered. Check out our complete list of top New Years’ captions for Instagram. Pair your favorite with photos of fireworks, a glass of champagne, your New Year’s kiss– or anything that represents your “new you” this New Year.

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Funny New Years Captions

Want to start the year with a little humor? These clever New Year captions will do just the trick. Whether you’re reminiscing on all your happy accidents from the last year or pointing out the irony of your New Year resolutions, we have the perfect caption for you.

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  • “You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I’m only going to dread one day at a time.” – Charlie Brown
  • “It wouldn’t be New Year’s if I didn’t have regrets.” – William Thomas
  • “My New Year’s resolution is to stop hanging around people who ask me about my New Year’s resolution.”
  • “May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.”
  • “9 p.m. is the new midnight.”
  • “New year, same me because I’m already perfect.”
  • “thank u, next.”
  • “My new year’s resolution? I’ll probably keep it at 1280 x 1024 like always. Thanks for asking.”
  • “That’s so last year.”
  • “Happy mew year from me and my cat.”
  • “Here’s a toast to a happy brew beer.”
  • “A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.”
  • “I’ll remember this year like it was yesterday.”
  • “Carpe the heck out of this Diem.”
  • “Cheers to a few months of accidentally writing the wrong year down.”
  • “I’ll only laugh at the first person to make an ‘I haven’t *blank* since last year’ joke.”
  • “Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.”
  • “I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.”
  • “I would quit drinking Champagne for my New Year’s resolution, but nobody likes a quitter.”

New Years Eve Captions

Whether your chosen New Year captions are for yourself, for friends, or for family, there’s something here for everyone. The following captions work perfectly for Instagram, New Year’s cards, or in a text to wish your loved ones well in the coming year.

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  • “Make way for the new.”
  • “A lot can happen in a year.”
  • “And so the adventure begins.” 
  • “Sip sip hooray.”
  • “Bright like glitter and bubbly like champagne.”
  • “Out with the old, in with the new.”
  • “The best time for new beginnings is now.”
  • “Happy New Year! Have more ideas, success, love, and never regret!”
  • “Wishing you peace, love, and laughter in the new year.”
  • “Here’s to 12 new chapters!”
  • “365 New days, 365 New chances.”
  • “New Year, New You.”
  • “I have decided that this will be an excellent year.”
  • “This is the beginning of anything you want.”
  • “New Year, New Feels, New Chances, Same Dreams, Fresh Starts.”
  • “This year will be the best yet.”
  • “Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.”

Cute New Years Captions

Need something short and sweet for your social media post? Look no further, because we’ve made a list of our favorite cute New Years’ captions. They’re perfect for photos of you in your New Year’s best, for those “New Year, New me” selfies, or to highlight a fantastic night spent with friends at your annual New Year’s Eve party.

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  • “The best is yet to come.” – Frank Sinatra
  • “A little party never killed nobody.” – Fergie
  • “Make it pop, like pink champagne.” – Ariana Grande
  • “I’ll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year’s Day” – Taylor Swift
  • “Don’t be fancy, just get dancy.” – P!nk
  • “It’s the final countdown.” – Europe
  • “I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.” – Edna, The Incredibles
  • “Pop. Fizz. Clink.”
  • “Happy new year of making memories with me.”
  • “New year, new me.”
  • “This is my year.”
  • “Cheers to the new year!”
  • “Page one of 365.”
  • “Hello, new year. Bring it.”
  • “Less bitter, more glitter.”
  • “No need to look for your midnight kiss. I’m right here.”
  • “Pop goes the new year.”

New Years Instagram Quotes

Sometimes the perfect New Years’ message is a famous quote by an artist or leader you admire. Check out the following Instagram quotes for the perfect inspirational message to help you ring in the New Year.

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  • “Year’s end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.” – Hal Borland
  • “It is never too late to be what you might have been.” – George Eliot
  • “There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind.” – C. S. Lewis
  • “I think in terms of the day’s resolutions, not the year’s.” – Henry Moore
  • “If your hair is done properly and you’re wearing good shoes…you can get away with anything.” – Iris Apfel
  • “And suddenly, you know… It’s time to start something new and trust the magic of beginnings.” – Meister Eckhart
  • “And now we welcome the New Year, full of things that have never been.” – Rainer Maria Rilke
  • “Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.” – Oprah
  • “To dress up today in the threadbare garments of yesterday is to create an impoverished tomorrow.” – Craig D. Lounsbrough
  • “A New Year has tiptoed in. Let’s go forward to meet it. Let’s welcome the 365 days it brings. Let us live well with love in our hearts towards God and all people. Let’s walk through its corridors with praise songs on our lips.” – Anusha Atukorala

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